cos I still f**king do not know...
but some suggestions, and I would really like to share these suggestions that my so called friends thought I should be teaching....
the harmless ones:
- football 101 (the American kind, not the kind we call soccer)
- gavin-ism (whatever the hell that is)
- how to plan a camping trip (like we really need a class for that... just invite Kit Wah and Bernard, it should solve ALL your problems!!!)
the rude ones:
- mofo 101 (you know who you are... I don't even know if this means anything)
- sex ed (thanks Chuck)
- ladies 101 (and I am not even a mack.... wtf????)
- sign language (here's one for you)
- cutting class
- do what I say, not what I do (thanks!)
- cheating (but don't get caught)
- gambling 101... I like this one... (and I think I might actually be good at this... this post to be followed by my college football predictions for this weekend)...
That's as much as I can remember, but F**K YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR RUDE SUGGESTIONS!!!
And, let me repeat, I still have no clue what I am teaching... 2 weeks into the job... and I really don't give a f**k. Thanks for you concern. I am just glad I have a job. You who have should be too.
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